October 24, 2007 - Recent polls indicate that activist Cindy Sheehan has opened up a 30-point lead over Al Franken in the race for "Least Relevant Libural". Sheehan supporters were dismayed.
"We believe in you, Cindy!" shouted an enthusiastic Code Pinker at the Crawford Peace House. "Don't give up! Fight for peace! Let's beat the crap out of the war-mongers!" When questioned further she hastily clarified that her words weren't meant to be taken literally.
For his part, Stuart Smalley (known to most as Al Franken) was quoted as saying, "I've never been happier being a big, fat loser."
